Munuviana

Gratuitous post

There once was a blonde driving down the road in her SUV. She drove past a gravel parking lot and noticed another blonde sitting in a rowboat in the middle of the lot, rowing like crazy. Of course, she wasn't getting anywhere. The blonde in the SUV shook her head in disgust and kept driving.

About a block down the road, the blonde slammed on her breaks, threw the SUV in reverse, and drove backwards all the way back to the parking lot. She was furious, and yelled, "You stupid bitch! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come over there and kick your ass!"