August 30, 2003

In keeping with the theme...

Of blog maintainence and blond jokes, I have some of each....

Re:Display, the Calendar (tho' not the "Calendar thingee" title) and everything below that are showing BELOW the posts for me (though the MUNU blogs are listed to the right as I assume they are intended to be...)

Re: the activity log--glad you saved a copy for posterity...some of the seach inquiries were quite amusing....

Re: Categories--there ain't none! Shall there be some with Pixy Misa's patented cool graphics? Or is that asking too much of the Benevolent Ruler of Munuviana?

Re: blonde jokes--my sister emailed me a gazillion one-liners. Here are a few of the choicer ones:

How Blonde Was She?

She Was Sooooooooooooooo Blonde.....

She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She thought General Motors was in the army.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
At the bottom of an application where it says "sign here", she wrote
"Sagittarius".
She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics".
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
"Concentrate".
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left",
she turned around and went home.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
She thinks Taco bell is the Mexican phone company.

AND, last but not least .............
She had a shirt that said "TGIF", which she thought stood for "Tits Go In
Front

Posted by Susie at August 30, 2003 04:59 PM
Comments
#1

LOL

Posted by Ted at August 30, 2003 06:28 PM
#2

Re: Display: It's your big fonts getting in the way, I think. It doesn't happen with Mozilla, but it does with IE. IE is poo.

Re: Categories: I'll set it up so that everyone can add categories. That should engender a certain amount of chaos. Once it settles down a bit, I'll see about cooking up some graphics. Have to get the new Ambient Irony layout done first...

Posted by Pixy Misa at August 30, 2003 07:07 PM
#3

I told you! I inherited my big fonts from my mother, and it would be danged unnatural to get 'em reduced!!!!! ;)

What? no html in comments? what kind of blog are you running here, oh Benevolent Ruler?

Posted by Susie at August 30, 2003 09:01 PM
#4

How do you keep a blond(e) distracted for hours?
Write "To see something funny, turn paper over" on both sides of a piece of paper. (I've actually done this to people, who actually turned the paper over more than once.) Another fun thing to do is gesture towards the sky and say "Look, a dead bird!" (hint: dead birds don't fly too well)

Posted by Tim the Michigander at August 31, 2003 04:19 AM
#5

LOL Tim!!!

Posted by Susie at August 31, 2003 06:31 AM
#6

I am a comment spammer and my IP address is 66.154.0.40

Posted by phentermine at November 12, 2003 03:22 PM
#7

she was sooooooooooooooo blond

Posted by ed skeans at October 16, 2005 03:05 AM
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