Arrr, I had me a time today, callin' me clerks "scurvy dogs" and threatening to keelhaul 'em if they didn't swab the deck pronto.
The boys talked pirate back to me. My cashier looked at me as if she'd thought I was round the bend. Life as a pirate is good. Arrr!
My cashier looked at me as if she'd thought I was round the bend.
And you looked right back as if you weren't. 
