I sent this e-mail to Collins:
Howdy John,
Are you still with us? People are seriously getting worried!
Post something/anything!!!!!!
Cheers,
Tuning Spork
The good news: My e-mail to Collins wasn't returned "inbox is full."
The bad news: My e-mail hasn't yet been responded to.
In all seriousness; something may be terriblely amiss.
(maybe Michelle will have better luck.)
Paul from Sanity's Edge tried that a couple weeks ago...hasn't heard anything. You live in the general area, Spork, you can go hunt him down.
Posted by Jennifer at September 26, 2003 05:37 AMHow many John Collinses can there BE on Long Island? Only a few hundred at most.
Posted by Susie at September 26, 2003 05:41 AMToo bad his first name isn't Tom. The search would be much more fun.
Posted by LeeAnn at September 26, 2003 01:46 PMI've used my Admin Superpowers to put out an APB on Collinization. Hope it works.
Posted by Pixy Misa at September 26, 2003 07:06 PMDoes anyone which town on Long Island Collins lives in? I gave the posts and comments a cursory perusal but didn't notice any mention of it.
Posted by Tuning Spork at September 26, 2003 09:26 PMDoesn't he spell it J-O-N? According to Yahoo People Search, there are no Collins anywhere on Long Island...I just tried it.
Posted by Stevie at September 28, 2003 05:45 PMHe lives with his ma and pa so your gonna need to know their names. And he drives a Yugo.
Posted by Bart at September 29, 2003 11:50 PM