Sir Robert of XSet has taken to the field to defend his honor and the precepts of humor. Those very same precepts that Munuviana itself was formed upon! Help the hamsters of justice defeat the evil forces of form letter spewing PR hacks. Stop by command central to pick up your orders and get a look at the other units in the field.
In other blogwar news, Michele of A Small Victory (a friend of Munuviana for many an age) is raising forces to do battle against Dastardly Dean the Munu Hater. Battle will be joined on Monday. The goal - raising the most support for Spirit of America.
Let Michele know that she has the support of the hamsters of Munu. And maybe a cow puppy or two. I did.
Posted by Jim at April 15, 2004 11:25 AMBut Michele's never linked me, and Dean has. I think I'm even on his blogroll. And he's e-mailed me, which Michele never has.
I mean, I adore Michele's work, but surely this is a matter for the individual Munuvian to measure against his/her conscience, in the quiet of a morning, upon sober reflection--and with an eye to which tactic will get him/her more hits.
Posted by Attila Girl at April 15, 2004 12:12 PMHmmm...I didn't know about the Vitamin C. Maybe I need to reevaluate...
NO! Drat and double drat. Do you see now how nefariously subtle and deceptive the Dark One is? He seeks to distract us with his emails and blogrolls and his ability to substitute for citrus fruits.
Stand fast, Munus! Do not fall under the deadly sway of his honeyed voice.
Posted by Jim at April 15, 2004 12:55 PMOur hamsters manufacture their own vitamin C! DDtMH holds no fear for us!
Besides, the little buggers are still breeding, and if we don't send them into battle soon we'll run out of Hamster Chow.
Posted by Pixy Misa at April 15, 2004 03:52 PMSorry, Jim--not only has Dean blogrolled me, he's ALSO read me and commented and emailed me, so I'm afraid I'm with Little Miss Attila here! Therefore, I'm going with John of Argghhh! who has not only done all that Dean has, but also linked me lots!!!
Posted by Susie at April 15, 2004 03:53 PMCould it be happening? Shall Munuviana be riven to its core by strained allegiances? Can we not unleash hordes of violent hamsters just once upon a single target and then sit back with a sweet tea to watch it get skeletonized faster than a cow in pirranha infested waters?
Posted by Jim at April 15, 2004 04:01 PMAh, Jim, your poetry moves me, but alas! I have already pledged my sacred honor to the Imperial Armorer....
Posted by Susie at April 15, 2004 04:07 PMJim, Munuvia has a time-honoured tradition of being riven to its core by strained allegiances.
We are the centre of both the Axis of Naughty and the Alliance of Cheap Free Blogs!
We are home to one of two Frank Fanclub blogs (and are engaging in secret negotiations to acquire the other), and also to Frank-nemesis Jennifer!
We stand for fact and logic, not consistency. Get with the program... One of the programs. There are so many to choose from!
Posted by Pixy Misa at April 15, 2004 04:12 PMOh, how well do I know it, Pixy. I was just trying my magic whoopty on Susie. Unfortunately the little minx resisted my charms.
Posted by Jim at April 15, 2004 04:18 PMNobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat wooormmmmssss!!!!
Posted by Dean Esmay at April 16, 2004 12:35 AMDon't cry, Dean. Or at least don't sing.
After we help Michele to trounce you we'll be happy to renounce all of the false slanderous things we're saying about you. The true slanderous things will of course stand firm.
Posted by Jim at April 16, 2004 12:43 AMSo now I know why no one was reading my blog today. Oh wait, I forgot, I still don't have a blog. Oh well. 
I am not the only Munuvian who has joined the third force in this conflict. I would particularly like to point out that one can choose to pronounce Fusilier as Few Zil Yay!
